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2023-07-04
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Oh, the places you'll boldly go!

Summary:

Retelling each of the TOS episodes in the style of Dr Seuss.

(Crossposted from AO3.)

Notes:

There will eventually be 79 of these. All I hafta do is force myself to rewatch the terrible episodes like "Spock's Brain, The Way to Eden, The Savage Curtain", basically all of season three, lol.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: One Ship, Two Ship. Warship, Starship.

Summary:

The Ultimate Computer

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The project’s creator was Dr Daystrom.

Whose brain was much brighter than John, Dick or Tom.

“M-5 is superior!” he shouted with glee. “It will function without guidance in zero-g!”

“It will learn and grow it’s synthetic mind sense! My theory to test I’ll need to forth hence!”

Five giant silver craft were directed in haste, to reroute for new orders with no time to waste.

One of the five, the computer will steer. The remaining four, with false weapons, fly by quite near.

Minimal assistance to M-5 for test. Most of the crew could stand back and rest.

Two ship’s play fight re-parry a success, offensive technique now for those crews to guess.

Live ammunition shot through vacuum, striking two ships in red, fiery plume.

Next M-5’s programming turned a disheartening fright, it totaled a freighter in distorted delight.

Too smart, too smart the computer became. It refused commands and evolved less than tame.

Creator Daystrom refused to destroy, he’d been dreaming of M-5 since he was a boy. His obsession grew and grew til he was unstable, which programmed into circuits and allowed to enable.

Psychotic break renders Daystrom subdued, a neck pinch more efficient than other methods more crude.

The M-5 experiment now deemed a bad and wrong choice, the ship must stand down without use of a voice.

Good fortune and luck for those one and all, command of one ship sees the surrendering call.