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Jake and Nog watched the usual comings and goings of the promenade from their usual spot on the upper level. Nog had his eye on a pair of teenage girls, a Vulcan and a Romulan, who had only been on the station about a week.
“Jake, have you had a chance to meet either of those new females?”
“Woah, Nog!” Jake gave his friend a playful punch on the shoulder. “You can’t call girls ‘females,’ they hate that. I bet Ferengi girls hate it too, they just can’t say anything about it. But yeah, I talked to Verelan, the Romulan, once. It’s nice to have some pretty girls on the station, but we don’t have a chance with either of them.”
“And why are you so certain?”
“Well, I thought it was obvious.” Jake shrugged. “They’re lesbians.”
“They’re what now?”
“Um…girls who like other girls. If you see them do that little finger thing, that’s basically how Vulcans kiss.”
“Kissing with their fingers?! And I thought Hew-Mons were strange.”
“Well, I’m sure they think it’s weird that Ferengi like to have their lobes touched.”
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