“You know,” said Janice, “I wonder why Starfleet chose to have red be the color of the operations division.”
Nyota glanced at her girlfriend. “I’m not sure. Why do you ask?”
“Oh, Lieutenant Harris was telling me that for whatever reason the operations uniforms were beige for a while back about ten years ago, right before I joined. Just think, we could’ve had a beige shirt curse instead of a redshirt one!” Janice said.
“Doesn’t quite have the same ring to it, right?”
“Right!”
Nyota leaned over. “Say, Janice, how do I look in red?”
“Why, you look absolutely beautiful”