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It’s off to the (bug) races.
I leave it to you, gentle reader, if any of our heroes or our villain have any sense of comedic timing. Whether twisted or not.
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- Part 44 of Borderlines: Missing Scenes and Preludes
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La'an deals with an anonymous cookie mystery.
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Apologies to any who like golf, IPAs, or pickleball. The humble author shares your love for at least one of these.
May be a loose interpretation of the prompt.
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- Part 24 of Borderlines: Missing Scenes and Preludes
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Paradises, Tactical Considerations Thereof by SevereAnnoyance
Fandoms: Expanded Universes (General)
19 Apr 2024
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No Starfleet mission that starts with the observation "This planet is a paradise" is going to go well, and Lieutenant Fult has been around long enough to know it.
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- Part 5 of USS Interpreter
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La'an and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day by Lysippe
Fandoms: Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
02 Apr 2024
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Four times La'an didn't celebrate her birthday, and one time she did but still insisted she didn't.
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“Problem Voyager?”
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- Part 15 of fan flashworks
- Part 21 of inking it out
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"You might consider it a hymn to the Founders' greatness," said Weyoun cheerfully. Bashir studied the PADD with a furrowed brow.
"Hymns usually rhyme," he said.
"Well, it rhymes in Dominionese." Weyoun frowned. "Mostly."
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- Part 8 of Weyoun Ficlets
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Rehabilitating Weyoun is a noble pursuit. It's also without a doubt the most annoying trial Odo has ever put himself through.
Or: Weyoun 9 asks if he can listen to ASMR while he sleeps.
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- Part 6 of Weyoun Ficlets
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- 562
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"I'm making quite a name for myself as a chef," Weyoun said.
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- Part 5 of Weyoun Ficlets
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"You're a sycophant," said Damar. "Whatever the Founders like best, you'd say it was your favorite too."
"What's your favorite, then?" said Weyoun.
Damar glanced into Weyoun's purple eyes and quickly looked away.
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- Part 3 of Weyoun Ficlets
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- 568
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Weyoun doesn't appreciate art, but he's always had a fondness for games.
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- Part 2 of Weyoun Ficlets
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- 592
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Uhura finally gets her tribble.
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The Misadventures of January McKenna by LordMcCoveyCove
Fandoms: Alternate Universes (General)
19 Sep 2023
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Wolf 359: The lone Borg cube, led by former Starfleet captain Jean-Luc Picard, cleaves a path for Earth through a fleet of thirty-nine Starfleet vessels. Not a single one of them survived the attack, and over ten thousand officers and enlisted lost their lives. In the immediate aftermath of the attack, Lieutenant (jg) January McKenna of the late starship Roosevelt, survives in an escape pod.
In Earth orbit, the Galaxy-class starship Enterprise-D, faces off with the cube. And loses. Attempting to destroy the cube by ramming it, the resulting explosion leaves the cube only half-damaged and fully operational. The famous crew of the Enterprise has died, and now it's up to the rest of Starfleet... and the entire Alpha Quadrant... to deal with a frightening fact: The Borg have invaded Earth.
This is the novella that kicked off the popular online multi-player game, Where No One Has Gone Before. From an idea by Todd James.
Winner: "The Choice" Challenge (2010)
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- Part 1 of Where No One Has Gone Before
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- 32,695
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(2246) - There were a lot of bad ways to wake up. He'd known a few in his day. But until now, Scotty had never, ever known that it was possible to wake up in a horror movie.
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- Part 20 of Arc of the Wolf
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Spock attends the Enterprise's Halloween Party.
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(2245) - Instead of going over to Boothbay Harbor to (try to) pick up dates, Corry and Scotty get roped into raking leaves. Obviously, even this doesn't entirely go as planned.
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- Part 18 of Arc of the Wolf
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On the Nature of Wind by SLWalker
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, TOS - Kobayashi Maru - Julia Ecklar
03 Sep 2023
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(2242 - 2243) - Finally within reach of what he hopes will be a solid career as a Starfleet Engineer, Scotty's at the top of his Academy class and less than a year from gaining his commission when he gets thrown head-first into an unorthodox final project. What starts out as an anachronistic irritation, though, quickly turns into something much bigger and more challenging, and before long he finds himself being tested in directions he'd never even considered as he starts to work out just what it is that he's made of, not only as a future officer, but as a person. And a friend.
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- Part 12 of Arc of the Wolf
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Jim and Spock try to find some time for themselves during a Starfleet event.
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There’s an awkward pause while Julian looks at him with a weird, pensive expression. “Quark, would you… I mean, do you…” He waits for Julian to form a full sentence – he’ll get there eventually, he usually does. “Have you ever had a threesome?”
Quark blinks, surprised. “That’s kind of a personal question, don’t you think?”
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It always sucks when your captain is possessed by an evil ancient mask, but hey, every mission has its perks.
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Will and Deanna take that vacation to Orlando.
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Deanna's not above a little peer-pressure from time to time.
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- Part 10 of Beyond Belief: Riker Drabbles
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Chris introduces Ash to an old friend.
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The Federation encyclopedia defines an Andorian pelt-slug as a flat, flesh-colored creature about as thick as an epidermal layer, covered in densely-curled hair. The Andorian pelt-slug is cold-blooded and ideally needs skin-to-skin contact at all times to achieve the ideal body temperature.
They are not approved on Starfleet vessels.
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- Part 9 of Beyond Belief: Riker Drabbles
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Chris and Ash are interrupted in the middle of sex by an unwelcome visitor.