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Picard was at a bar drinking his usual earl gray tea, when Q walked in decked out in a black suit, black cape and holding a white wolf head cane. There was a silver furred wolf with him. All heads except for Picard tired their heads to look at him. Soon, Picard finished his tea, and looked at Q.
“Trying to play the vamp again, Q. It didn’t work the last time you tried it,” said Picard. Q was disappointed.
“Oh Pooh,” said Q, before he and the wolf disappeared in a puff of white smoke.
“He will never learn,” said Picard. Then, he began to laugh. He didn’t stop laughing until 5 minutes later. The end for now.